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Husband aur wife dou tyres ke tarah hote hain

Pata ni mere ghar wale kab tak mujhse

one wheeling kerwate rahenge 

MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai

Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo

nalaik facebook per ID buna ker larki bun

jata hai

Employee: Hello Boss, Daku ne pakar liya hai

Dono haath kaat diye hai,

Ankhe phor de, Kidney nikal li

Boss: Dekh le, Ho sake toh a ja

Karachi Say Lahore: First day collection 14 crores

Bajrangi BhaiJaan: First day collection 16 crores

Punjab University Lahore: First day supplementary

Fee collection 19 crores 

Rishte wale: Beta ap kia kerte ho?

Larka: Jee abu ke sath hota ho

Rishte Wale: Tumhare abu kia kerte hai?

Larka: Abu farig hote hai

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do

Teacher to boy: Class mein din bhar ladkiyon ke sath

itne baate kiyo karte rehte ho?

Boy: Sir, main garib hu.

Mere mobile mein whatsapp nai hai

Beta Maa ko mante hoe

Ami mujh dukh de,

Tension de, pershan ker de.

Mere peche jin laga de

Maa: Beta seedhi tarah kaho ke biwi chaye

Agar koi jorron ke dard mein

Mubtala hai to usay chahiye 1 bar

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Kamli Kamli per Katrina ke tarha

Dance kare phr fark dekhen 

Father: Tumhare Result Ka Kiya Hua

Son: Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Hy

Father: Or Tum?

Son: Doctor Ka Beta B Fail Hy.

Father: Or Tmhara Result Kesa Aaya?

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B Fail Ho Gaya Hy

Father: Kamine, Me Tera Puch Raha Hun.

Son: To Aap Konse Allama Iqbal Ho?

Apka Beta B Fail hi Hai 

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.